Welcome to the Villainous Records Shop

You have now entered the Villainous Records Shop, a veritable viper's nest of quality music. Yourself and your money are most welcome...

Whilst some online shops may exist to exploit the lowest-common-denominator tastes and gullibility of the generally idiotic public, the VR Shop is different. We'd far prefer to exploit you, people of intelligence and good taste.

Held within the shop are some of the finest wares ever peddled in this realm or beyond. To make the experience a pleasant one for all concerned, you may search for all you truly desire using the menu to your right. Feel free to browse! After all, we can't put a price on browsing…

By purchasing from the VR Shop, you will potentially be joining illustrious company. Ghandi, Julius Caesar, Queen Victoria- all would most likely have directed their custom our way had the opportunity existed. Probably.

So please, go forth and shop to your heart's content. And remember, your business is our pleasure...